OK - WTF?! I have NO socks in my sock drawer, and none in my stack of clean clothes. And I know for a fact that I only have 3 pairs (out of 12 total) in my dirty clothes hamper - trust me, I looked! So what I want to know is - WHO THE HECK IS STEALING MY SOCKS!! And if no one is stealing them, then WHERE THE HELL ARE THEY ALL? I mean really - where could they be disappearing to? I wonder if one day, I'll see a sock sticking out from under my house (like the leg of the Wicked Witch of the East in the Wizard of Oz) and find a whole pile of them sitting down there covered with lint and dirt arranged in a pattern that resembles a snickering face - as if to say "Ha Ha. Fooled you. We were down here all the time!" I've heard that everyone has a problem with disappearing socks - maybe they are contributing to the overcrowding of our landfills? I don't know, but I just solved my problem, at least temporarily... I bought a package of 6 more!

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Hey, Andy! Love the personal blogs! Great addition to an ever evolving website.

you know, Andy, I don't really have that problem. I hear that a lot of people do, but for some reason I don't! I don't know what I do that is different than the others of you, but I still have some socks that I have had for probably a year or more. Granted, over time I do lose some, it just happens with something as small and insignificant as a sock, but I keep a good eye on my socks I guess!